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Dinosaur tour

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard!

Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Just my luck, no ice. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.

This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows.

Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? I was part of something special. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!

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Dinosaur tour

OCTOBER 28, 2018 | CULTURE

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll gi...